kelakar betol!

td aku tersalah call 1 number nie. so that fella call aku balik... so this is the conversation :

him : hello?
me : yes.
him : td awak call number nie kan?
me : a'ah. hmm.. sorry,saya tersalah number lah.
him : oh yeke?
me : yup. sorry..
him : oh,its okey..
me : okey lah,sorry once again. bye.
him : oh okey okey.. bye..

nie coversation yg pertama. but after a few minutes,he called me back!

him : assalamualaikum?
me : yes? (pndai btol aku,org bg salam,x reti nk jwb.. haha)
him : maaf lah kalo saya telefon nie. tp boleh x saya nk tanya someting?
me : errr.. yes?
him : kenapa awak boleh tersalah number eh?
me : ohh.. hmm.. number phone awak ada no 8 kn? number kwn saya ada no 6. bukan 8. thats y tersalah tekan tadi.. so sorry..
him : ohh okeyy.. hmmm.. kalau awk x kisah,saya nk tau awak tinggal kt mana..?
me : err.. kenapa eh awak nk tao?
him : saja jer.. kalo boleh saya nk BERKENALAN dgn awk.. (sempat lagi kauuu!!) kalo awak x de bf ker or x kawin lagi ker..
me : oh.. maaflah,saya dah BERKAHWIN!
him : oh yeke?? maaf maaf yer.. okey lah,bye.
me : okey.. bye.

HAHAHAHA the biggest lie ive ever made!!! ekekeke.. lepas aku jwb phone call tuh aku trus tergelak kaw kaw pnya! hahaha ape pnya jantan lah.. desperate sgt nk berkwn. asal silap call jer,trus nk cucuk jarum! ape daaa.. come on ah! hahaha tp kn,suara die not bad lah. suara laki sejati! haha. tp sorry.. WRONG NUMBER! HAHA =p